Monday, July 20, 2009

Degeneratism 101

Well…

As everyone can see, Caryn’s already been super busy updating the blog.

While I’d really like to have had something up before now, extenuating (alcohol related) circumstances have prevented me from putting up my first post until now.

So… what DID go on last weekend?

We started off with Estelle’s playboy party, which had a decent turnout. The party itself at the Sail was entertaining (in its own way), though I’d have to say my ears bled a little from how loud the music was.

Then again, a little bit of noise shouldn’t be a problem when one’s chugging down a bottle or two of Grey Goose.

I do have to say though, I was expecting far more cute girls in skimpy outfits to show up. There were way too many clothes and way too few girls!

It was a pretty chilled out way to begin the weekend though, especially considering how quickly things spiraled out of control.

After a little (well, two hour) detour to the Tanglin Club for cheap drinks, I followed everyone up at Butter Factory, where just about everyone that was at the party seemed to be drunk past the point of no return.

It’s around this point that we see our other favorite protagonist, Caryn, looking dazed and confused after way too much liquor.

Butter was packed and entertaining as usual, and the crowd was pretty decent. I couldn’t really tell you how the music was though, considering the toxic mix of whiskey, tequila, jagermeister and vodka that my poor liver was trying to process.

Ah… but I wish that was the end of the night. While the other soldiers decided to go home and get some rest, a few of us decided to have a post-clubbing poker game.

That was not a good idea.

I guess it wouldn’t have been so bad if we had stopped drinking while we played, but who the hell does that? If you’re going to push through the morning, you may as well drink! Like the geniuses that we were, me and Danny (a good friend who seems to always be around when I get myself into entertaining trouble), busted out a bit more booze to get things rolling.

It was only seven hours, two McDonalds deliveries and a whole lot of poker played later that we realized it was 2 pm.

The rest of the weekend developed in a normal (albeit uninteresting) manner. After getting three hours of sleep, Saturday was spent at Supper Club and Attica, where once again, there was far too much vodka and tequila, and way too little sanity. On a side note, we found out that Balcony bar now has a closing time?! What the fuck? Where the fuck am I supposed to drink after all the clubs close???

You’d imagine that two such nights would be enough for a human being… But think again. I can’t go into details about what went on Sunday, but suffice to say it was rife with more entertainment and drinking.

Now I look forward to a week of recovery…


- Carlo


Shameless plug of the day: So… anyone got a card game they want to invite me to?

Sunday, July 19, 2009

DJ Toni Granello @ New Asia Bar



The Best of House Music with DJ Toni Granello (Switzerland)
8pm-9.30pm
Swissotel the Stamford, Helipad
Exclusive Pre-Aperitif
9.30pm till Dawn
New Asia, Level 71, Equinox Complex
It's time to PARTY!!

Immerse yourself in Dj Toni Granello's wicked house music as he powers New Asia's turntable with his magical touch and rattles the beams with his explosive mixes. A shining beacon of light in the international music industry, Tony shot to stardom with his track Lift Him Up and has been blowing up parties globally, including Hed Kandi's parties in Switzerland.
This event is sposored by Belvedere and Moet & Chandon. Any takers?? ;) Hit me up for invites!

-Caryn

Friday, July 17, 2009

Estelle's Playboy Mansion

Tonight, Carlo and I would be attending Estelle’s Playboy themed birthday party. Interesting...

Audi Singapore Fashion Festival 2009

Audi Singapore Fashion Festival started off on the 6th of May with a Christian Lacroix opening gala dinner and fashion show followed by an after party on the helipad of New Asia Bar in collaboration with none other than Time Out magazine. The after party started at 10pm on the helipad with free flow Sagatiba cocktails and guests had to adjourn down to the VIP area of the bar around midnight as it looked like a storm was brewing. The party continued till 2am if I remembered correctly as I don’t recall getting into a cab after and I could say that on behalf of quite a few people…you know who you are ;)The day after, Kathleen and I went for the Gareth Pugh fashion show at the Tent outside Takashimaya. It was very impressive and I love the way he plays with shapes and different materials. It really sets him apart from the rest. We headed off to Prime Society after with Arissa for the Ashley Isham Summer Collection party where we had some paraffin wax and massage while sipping on champagne and watching the show. That was pretty much a sober night until Mark and Lionel came and convinced us all to head off to Velvet for the after party….I think I passed out on the couch. Oh, and did I mention I met a really really hot guy at Prime Society. Well, he was just on vacation and I can’t even recall his name now.


The last fashion show I attended was on the 8th of May with Chaya who came down from Jakarta just to catch the Marc Jacobs show. It was not worth it at all. By the time we got seated, the show was over before we knew it! By this time, I was already sick of the shows. The after parties were definitely a lot more fun so I went off to join my friends at Supper Club for Ashley Isham’s after party.

-Caryn

Thursday, July 16, 2009

An Excuse to Travel which started with a night’s out at the Police Station ;)

So, here goes the beginning of a travel addict’s diary.

My best buddy Darius whom I’ve not seen for a year and a half was finally going to visit me in Singapore after a long LONG wait (I thought I was gonna start getting grey before we meet again).

He’s still studying while I’ve already been working for two years which means he has a long vacation while I have next to none!

Therefore, this was the only time I actually took time off work just to travel with him. However, he was arriving on the 12th of May and the weeks leading up to that was a major headache.

I had to deal with the Singapore Beer Festival, Audi Singapore Fashion Festival and then the Tax Free World Asia trade fair.

Let’s start with the Singapore Beer Festival which started on 29th April and ran until the 3rd of May.

I was helping run the outdoor smoking bar with a team of awesome bartenders and servers. It was a fun filled week with Hell’s Belles performing on Wednesday and Friday, B-yond VIP Party on Thursday and Vertical Horizon on Saturday! We worked from 12 noon all the way till 4 or 5am every single day.

The great part about my job is I get to drink while I’m on the job and my friends all showed up to accompany me for a drink or two…. but then again, there is also a downside to it. At the end of the night, I had to exchange all the drink coupons for cash so I could pay the staff on a nightly basis. Could you imagine how many coupons there are in denominations of $1, $5 and $10??? I had to count them up every single night and this happens everytime when I’m on the brink of getting drunk and then because of these stupid coupons I begin to sober up again! What a waste of alcohol!








On Sunday, the last day of Beerfest, we ended at around 11pm. This called for a celebration so all those involved stayed back for some drinks and drunken dancing. This time, I took it upon myself to actually get wasted for once since I’d been way too sober thanks to those silly coupons.

My saviour came in the form of Mark Mandemaker…my little brother who would not pass up a chance to drink till he drops!

First, we started off with some beer bongs with EFES beer, then double beer bongs (where the pipe branches out into two so the both of us could do it at once) then more beer bongs when we went back to the smoking bar as Harry brought the bong over! We ended it with a double beer bong with 4 cans of beer between the two of us. That I think was the final straw for me… Can’t remember anything after and when I woke up, I was at the Police Station!!!

Apparently I passed out on the way home and the cab driver was afraid that I won’t wake up.

He said he didn't dare to wake me up in case I sued for molest or rape...

Huh??? Has that happened in Singapore before to contribute to the kiasu-ness of these cabbies? The most horrendous thing is, my cell went flat and the only number I could remember was Karen’s so I gave her a call and she came over to get me out of it. I can’t write anything about what happened in there as there were a lot of offensive vocabulary coming from my end (just in case they find me here and I really get into trouble this time).

I'll tell you this much though: at the end of the day, I got out unscathed ;) I WIN!! ahahah

-Caryn